- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

YOU

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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