- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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