- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

I'm 4 and what is this?

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Burp

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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