Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Mormons having fun.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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