Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

who ever is reading this....

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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