Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

you lose.

a woman votes!

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

hi will

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

This is not a joke or is it

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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