What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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lol

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Safe sex MR

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Anti Joke

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