Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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