What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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It says so on your cap.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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book 'em danno

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Wanker

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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