- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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