- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

The jets are a good team..

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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