When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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