what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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America

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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