How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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