How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

A girl gets raped -teagan d

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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