What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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haha

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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