- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

A horse walks into a barn.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

This is an anti-anti-joke.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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