- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What you reading? reading?

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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