Justin's humor

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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