- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Im taking a shit right now.

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

This is my favorite antijoke.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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