- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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