- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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