What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

hey justin

Do you like apples? Yes

Two women were sitting quietly.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

U mad?

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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