What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Penis

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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