- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Yo mamas so fat.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Grammer is very important

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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