what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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poop

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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a man said hi.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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How old are you? 20

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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