- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Hillary Clinton

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Women.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Women outside of the kitchen.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

A black person walks out of KFC

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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