- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Whats better than 24? 25.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

we all know sammi has a penis

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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