How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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