whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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I am a women

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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