Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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