What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Justin's hair

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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