- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Who's there? Knock Knock.

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