- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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