What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Womens rights

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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guess what chicken butt

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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