How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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