Butt poop.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

I have aids

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Jesus was a good guy

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

The Christian Bible.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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