a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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