Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

knock knock no ones home

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

obama's promises

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Women.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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