My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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