- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Dusters blow stuff.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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