- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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