- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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