- Anti Joke

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Women's rights.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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