- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

everybody loves raymond

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Knock knock Who's there Police

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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