Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Once upon a time, The end.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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