why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Why did I get raped

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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4-4-2

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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