Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Give me thumbs up!

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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