Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

just sit down and dont be a Jew

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Two english guys meet at work

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

my name is Jacob sartorious

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

lol a man is drowning

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