Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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2 Penises

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Gorden Brown.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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